On my wedding day, I’m gonna recite my vows twice.
Once at the altar and again in the bedroom.
With my tongue.
On her pussy.
One letter at a time.
in me mums uterus…… womb womb
what the fuck
Always reblog lol
Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)
YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT
I love Marvel movies.
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post
my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this
I was gonna write about you again.
but then I remembered you don’t care.
and I should be over this.
truthfully, I didn’t deal with it in the first place.
maybe that’s why it’s been pouring out of me lately.
the emotions and hurt, I mean.
they’re kind of drowning my fucking guts.
I want you to know I still think you’re as lovely as the sunsets I wanted to show you.
and the moon that I did.
I don’t know if you remember that but you said it was beautiful.
I remember thinking, I wish I could give it to you somehow.
because your eyes were so sad.
it would’ve been nice to see them in awe.
I looked at you in awe.
anyways, I want you to know I’m happy for you.
I’m pissed you’re not happy with me.
but that’s not really what people are supposed to say.
so I’ll just say I’m happy for you and leave it there.
I’d still give you the moon if I could.
I’d give you the whole fucking sky.
even if you wanted to share it with her instead.
I’m seriously tearing up…
im literally cry rn bc its so relevant
Lifefuck. hadn’t read this in a while
And yet the guy in blue stripes is ready to fight with no fear in his eyes
"Conceal don’t feel"
yeah cause its that easy
He’s probably suffocating
U know he dead
This is probably really hot, you must feel you’re getting deep on that pussy while you fucking a thicc girl.
theonlystefers be like
That’s not a thick gurl that’s a big girl and I just want to honestly knoe if he is feeling any pleasure
Y’all ever see 1000 Ways to Die?